Monday, March 30, 2009

Sherlock Holmes: Solving Crimes or Pimping Ho's!


It's elementary my dear Watson! Or is it? Guy Ritchie will be directing the new Sherlock Holmes movie slated for 2009. Directed by Guy Ritchie, the worlds greatest detective will be played by Robert Downy Jr. along with Rachel McAdams and Jude Law as Irene Adler and Dr. John Watson respectively. Photos for the new teaser poster has been hitting the Internets and there's something I can't seem to get out of my head: Will Sherlock Holmes be solving crimes or pimping ho's?

I don't want to be too quick to judge, but I hope they do a great job! RDJ has been on point since Iron Man so I'm hoping he'll keep the bar high for this one!

Work Trauma!

NBC is filming a new pilot called "Trauma." I know nothing about this show, I just hope it doesn't affect my daily commute. If it does, the show had better be worth it! The explosion;/action sequence took place in San Francisco on I-280 near SOMA.





UPDATE: Stumbled upon some information regarding NBC's pilot episode Trauma: "Trauma," a show about the lives of a team of San Francisco-based emergency medical technicians, described as an edgier "ER."

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee!

Genius!

Some day I plan on doing something very similar with the Hot Toys Batman figures I own. I'll have to learn how to animate figures. I'll also have to learn how to use film software. I'll also have to buy film software. I'll also have to buy a Mac... you get where this is going!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Lick-able Ink



Since everyone catches their news through comedy shows, iphones and online, I guess it was a no brainer that newspapers would eventually start feeling the impact. Looks like it's time for some innovation! Is lick-able ink the answer?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Even omnipitant beings need protection!

No Dr. Manhattan costume wouldn't be complete without it!



Real Life Punch Out

I'm quickly finding out how old I am when some of the young-guns around my office don't remember Mike Tyson's Punch Out! This has got to be one of the most clever Youtube videos I've seen!

Nooooooo!


I have useless information I need to share with everyone, and I keep getting the Twitter Fail Whale!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Star Trek Cologne


I thought Burger King Cologne was a stretch... I can't imagine what this will smell like. I don't think I ever want to find out either!

Oh Munn!

Oh, Olivia Munn! I don't know if I can express anymore how much I love this girl. I had the awesome pleasure of meeting her at SDCC 08. Not only super hot but sweet to boot! Enjoy!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Make sure your 100% sure you are going to die before confessing!



Thinking he was going to kick the bucket, James Brewer, 58 from Oklahoma City, confessed to a murder he committed nearly thirty years ago, hoping to cleanse his soul before going to the big house in the sky. Little did he know, he'd recover from his condition [heart attack]. Since there is no statue of limitations on murder, he is facing lots of prison time! Doh!

The Dark Knight Figures MM Series



I'll be storming the shelves of Walmart, Toys R Us and Target once these are released! I hate Walmart by the way... but I'll be a stormin!

Watchmen's Sophomore Weekend



With the level of detail and passion Zack Snyder put into making Watchmen, it didn't have quite the box office punch as fans were expecting. With a 70% dip in box office dollars its sophomore weekend, Watchmen fell to second place, beaten by The Race To Witch Mountain. What happened? This movie was supposed to be the best thing since sliced bread. Personally, I enjoyed the film!

Just as Hollywood was starting to get things right with comic book movies, I think this is going to send a bad message to Hollywood. Zack Snyder should be praised for keeping his vision of the Watchmen faithful to the graphic novel, and fans of the graphoc novel for that matter. I'm sure he had to fight and go through hoops to keep in the film, what studio executives told him to leave out for the sake of box office dollars.

In the end, I just don't want future graphic novel adaptations to mutate into Joel Shumacher versions of Batman and Robin for the sake of breaking box office records and selling toys.

I'm sure the Watchmen DVD/BR is going to make a killing!

In brightest day, in darkest night...



Looks like Warner Brothers will begin filming The Green Lantern movie in Australia as early as September! The movie will be directed by Martin Campbell. Word on the street is that Hal Jordan will be the GL chosen for this flick. It's still unclear who will be playing the lead role. I can't wait to see updates unfold!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Rourke and Scarlett confirmed for Iron Man 2



Looks like Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson are on board for Iron Man 2, a sequel I can't wait for despite Robert Downey Jr's. snark remarks regarding The Dark Knight. Rourke and Johansson will be playing Whiplash and Black Widow respectively. Jon Favreau did a great job of casting the first Iron Man, albeit Terrence Howard's post conflict, I'm sure he'll do great things for the sequel!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How to share a beer?

Pretty awesome Guinness commercial. Not sure how long this video will be up (no pun intended).

One Trillion Dollars

Ever wonder what one-trillion dollars looks like if you were to stack hundred dollar bills?

$10,000


$1,000,000



$1,000,000,000


Here it is... $1,000,000,000,000

Steak & BJ Day!


Valentine's day! A day of love, gifts and romance... for women! It's time men even the playing field, where guys get the same treatment from women. March 14th has been officially coined "Steak and a BJ Day!" You'll find the details here!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Zack and Watchmen make an impact!




A review of Watchmen came out, written by Joseph Baxter, that states reasons why Watchmen didn't quite make the box office dollar punch it should have for three reasons:

1. The economy
2. The Length
3. The R-Rating

Joseph Baxter also pointed out in his article that it would've been better to forego fanboy opinions [calling them temporary in the short-run] and make a movie that would appeal to the masses [presumably cutting out some sex and violence.

Sorry Joeph Baxter, I completely disagree with you. Why? Joel Shumacher's Batman and Robin. Need I say more? Sure, Batman and Robin raked in record breaking box office dollars among the Batman franchise pre Nolan, appealing to the masses, but look what we ended up with! A gay disco version of Batman which was ultimately crap.

Before you start making the "shut-up fanboy" comments, remember, Zack Snyder himself admitted he was making this movie for fanboys, as he's a self proclaimed fanboy himself. Despite the studio telling him what to leave out, he stuck to his guns and included scenes he felt were necessary, which equated to 90% of the graphic novel.

Studios are concerned about box office dollars, Snyder was concerned about making a faithfully adapted movie. Ask yourself this, are you more concerned about how much revenue a movie makes or simply watching a good movie.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Who watches the Watchmen? This guy!


Kudos to Zack Snyder, cast and crew for pulling off the greatest adaptation of a graphic novel-to-film that I've ever seen. Nearly all the detail that was strategically written and illustrated by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons respectively was captured eloquently through Zack Snyder's talent of cinematic visualization and direction. I'm still blown away by the amount of detail they were able to shove into a running time just under 3 hours. Watching the movie, it nearly felt like I was mentally flipping the pages of the graphic novel and it's clear as day that the book was directly used as their story board.

The midnight experience was fun, despite the usual douche and tool bags that like to share their conversations with the whole theater. One thing that bothered me most was the lack of direction the security guard was giving just before the show started. At 10:00PM people started to form a line. For some reason, the security guard decided to be insistent on "not allowing a line to form." Low and behold at 10:30PM, they open the ropes for people to enter and everyone decides to make a mad-dash for seats. I kept my composure, walked right in, and grabbed great seats for my party. I got a theatrical poster out of it (having to spend $15 at the concession stand). We didn't make it to the end of the credits, at this time it was nearly 3:00AM.

I'm currently on a Watchmen hangover, barely getting through my day at work today.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Steve Ozymandias Jobs?


My mind has been wrapped around Watchmen all day as I'll be catching a midnight release tonight. I'll be sure to post a review. In the meantime, I have the best picture ever of Ozymandias!

Wii not fat, Wii just big boned!


Wii Fat! Could this be any more direct? I wonder if they will be as hard to find as the Wii Fit?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Christopher Nolan's next movie: Inception



If you haven't heard already, Christopher Nolan's next film will be Inception. Leonardo Di Caprio was recently cast to play the lead. I was never a fan of Leo until I saw The Departed and Blood Diamond. Nolan is also great at casting roles, so I think we have a recipe for awesomeness. No one know anything about Inception beyond it being a sci-fi film. I really appreciate how Nolan keeps his projects shrouded in mystery. It's a great reflection of how he portrayed magic in The Prestige... applying the element of magic in movies, not spoiling the details.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

An Apple a day!


Not for Bill Gates and family. Considering Apple's stock fluctuates respectively to Steve Job's health condition, I don't find it surprising that iPhones and iPods are banned from casa de Gates. It's kind of a no brainer that Bill Gates wouldn't be caught dead with an iAnything. The tech geeks would have a field day regarding the hypocrisy. Guess who's affected most by this decision? Yup, his kids.

Our nerd hero is back, with a couple of dicks!



I've been a Kevin Smith fan for as long as I can remember and have yet to miss any of his Q&A panels at San Diego Comic Con. In lieu of the love affair the world currently has with Judd Apatow and crew (40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, etc.), Kevin Smith still shines through as the king of dick and fart jokes. Well, it looks like Kevin Smith's back with another project: "A Couple of Dicks." The film is going to star Bruce Willis and Traci Morgan. I don't need to know anything more about the film, I'm sold!

You can find more about this film here.

I LOL'd

Kevin Periera posted this on Twitter and is quickly running ablaze in the Internets arena! I can't remember the last I laughed so hard at a Youtube video!

Wonder Con 2009 in a nutshell!


Wonder Con 2009 is a favorite event of mine, not only because it's local, but because it sets the stage for convention season (for me at least). This year was a little different. I got to make use of complimentary passes, making the event virtually free. In addition, I currently work near the Moscone Center (not to be confused with "at") which provided free parking (yes, I have a day job). This year was about frugality and convenience. Considering we're amidst a global economic meltdown, I'm glad I was able to attend unscathed financially. In lieu of our economic climate, I was surprised the convention was crowded. I don't think Wonder Con sold out, but there were definitely lines and crowds. Are comic conventions recession proof?

Overall, Wonder Con 2009 was fun. I'll get into more details as soon as I upload my pics. Stay tuned...

...Summer Glau is a hottie!

May the Folds Be With You!

Thought this was a pretty clever piece of origami. You can find a gallery full of these here.